What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Coffee … I don’t know which came first, but either way it’s better.

What is your Patronus?
Beyonce.

Signature dance move:
“Kill ’em with the shoulders.”

What is your favorite word?
“Really?” because if you question people, you’re forcing them to think.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A chef (I’d end up on Chopped making some crazy concoctions).

The title of your autobiography:
How The Heck Did I Do It